Subject: RE: Looking for a few good drinking songs...
From:
reggie miles
Date: 29 Dec 21 - 11:20 PM
Here's a recent video of me sharing my song, The Toolbox Party.
The Tool Box Party
©2021 Reggie Miles All rights reserved
I saw my saw was gettin' hammered
As I was strummin’ my guitar
He was guzzlin’ screwdrivers with the screwdrivers
At the far end of the bar
The vise and vise grip
Were both getting kind o’ tight
They invited the whole to tool box
To party through the night
The monkey wrench had his teeth
Round a banana daiquiri
And the file was soundin’
Sort o’ raspy to me
From chuggin’ shots of whiskey
With the plumb bob and level
Who were both a few bubbles shy
From their binging and revel
The jig saw was jiggin’
With a jigger full o’ gin
While the shovel was diggin’
A couple o’ hoes that just walked in
The come along had come along
To have a little fun
It was half past eight
Everyone was feelin’ great
The party had begun
The frame square squared off
In a game of chance with the rake
Who was rakin’ in the winnings
Without makin’ a mistake
So, I played another tune
And sang another rhyme
While everybody in the toolbox
Was havin’ a good time.
The nails were all getting’ bent
As old crow-bar crowed for more
The ladder’s twelve steps were wrung dry
And thought the bash was a bore
The tape was sizin’ up the crowd
And askin’, What’s your pleasure?
She knew how to treat us right
As we partied through the night
And threw in a few extra shots for good measure
I saw my saw was getting hammered
As I was strummin’ my guitar
He was guzzlin’ screwdrivers with the screwdrivers
At the far end of the bar
And me I just kept on a pickin’
While everyone was actin’ like fools
They were drinkin’ and dancin’ and gamblin’
It was one hell of a fling for the tools
One hell of a fling for the tools
Yeah, one heck of a fling
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