The Virgin Sturgeon

Caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon,
Virgin sturgeon is a fish.
Virgin sturgeon needs no urgin'
That's why caviar is my dish.

I fed caviar to Louisa,
She's my honey tried and true.
Now Louisa needs no urgin'
I recommend caviar to you.

I fed caviar to my grandpa'
He was a man of ninety-three;
Screams and cries were heard from grandma,
Grandpa had her up a tree.

I put caviar in the punchbowl,
That livened up the party, sure.
What am l doing stripped down naked ?
Thought these girls were sweet and pure.

I fed caviar to my sweetheart,
She always did it cheerfully.
Now she does it with a vengeance,
Oh, my God, it's killing me.

note: Yet another magical food, in line with Bertha's Mussels and Ltdia
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
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Feb 07
mudcat.org

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