DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER UP YOUR NOSE
(Barry Louis Polisar)

Don't put your finger up your nose
'Cause your nose knows it's not the place it goes
You can sniffle
You can sneeze
But I'm asking you please
Don't put your finger up your nose

Don't stick your finger up your ear
'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear
You can thump it and
You can tug it
But please don't plug it
Don't stick your finger up your ear

Don't put your finger in your eye
That's not a thing you should try
You can blink it
But I don't think it
Would be good to put your finger in your eye

Don't stick your finger down your throat
'Cause that'd just make you start to choke
Then up will come your dinner
And you'll start to look much thinner
Don't stick your finger down your throat

Copyright Barry Polisar, 1978)
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