KING OF THE NERDS
(Steven Levine)

Theorems to prove or not,
Differentials get me hot
Got three advanced degrees
I don't pay no software fees,

I work hard on my code at nights,
My system's fifty-million megabytes
Don't have much truck with words
'Cause I'm --King of the Nerds.

I know every engineer on every mainframe
Each fileserver, and all of their names,
I know every BBS in every town,
And who to call for service when the system is down

You know I watch Star Treck, TNG
I follow Science Fiction Fantasy
I read PC news for thrills
I don't have no social skills,

Ah, but cheap beer and take-out foods
Get me lots of geeks in party moods.
Good grooming's for the birds
When you're King of the Nerds
And I'm King of the Nerds.

copyright Steven Levine
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