PUMP OUT THE HEAD
(Andrea Aldridge)

1. I rose in the morning early
PUMP OUT THE HEAD - YECH!
Dressed in me nightshirt, lookin' kinda bleary
OPEN, OPEN THE AIR VENTS WIDE!

2. Hauled my backside out of the rack-O
Rather be curled up in me sack-O

3. But nature's siren song is a-callin'
Pressing need says "stop this stalling"

4. Stumbled down the stairs of the main hold
Skull cracked on the hatch - knocked me out cold

5. Finally crawled to that little station
Settled down to pure concentration

6. 'Twas then I found that cook tried to gas us
Last night's chow was beans and asparagus

7. But we'll have our revenge in an hour
A bucket of ice when cook takes his shower

8. So now be sure you all will take care to
If you detect malodorous air then

copyright Andrea Aldridge
Note: made July 1991 by Andrea Aldridge of Seattle as a parody
of "Pull Back the Sheets" (Les Jones), from the singing of Russ Godfrey
of Victoria. JB
@parody @sailor
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JB
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