THE COMPUTER IS A FUNNY BEAST
(David Diamond)

The computer is a funny beast
He's not a aggressive in the least.
He has no malice, fad, or whim,
His moods are neither gay nor grim.
He cannot walk (though he can run),
He never makes a joke or pun.
He treats both friend and foe the same,
Incurring neither praise nor blame.
He does just what you tell him to,
And so he puts the blame on you.

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