ON TOP OF OLD SOPHIE

On top of old Sophie, all covered with sweat
I've used fourteen rubbers, but she hasn't come yet.
For fuckin's a pleasure, snf fartin's relief
But a long-winded lover will bring nothing but grief.
She'll kiss you and hug you, and say it won't be long,
But two hours later, she's still going strong.

So come all you lovers, and listen to me
Don't waste your erection on a long-winded she;
Forr your root will just wither, and your passion will die
And she will forsake you, and you'll never know why.

From Erotic Muse, Cray
@bawdy @parody
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