TWELVE DAYS HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

On the first day home for Christmas my mother said to me:
1. You've no decent clothes to wear.
2. You've put on some weight.
3. You should get a job.
4. Visit your Aunt Sally.
5. No boyfriend yet!
6. What's that in your suitcase?
7. Do you smoke marijuana?
8. Esther has three kids now.
9. Sarah's getting married.
10. Are you still on food stamps?
11. Your life is a disaster!
12. We will always love you.

@parody @cumulative @Xmas @seasonal
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