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PUFF THE MAGIC DRAG-ON Puff the magic drag-on grows by a dam And flourishes green and plentiful in a place called Vietnam Little Jackie GI loved to smoke that stuff And when the Sergeant wasn't there, he'd love to have a puff ....on Puff...(etc) He'd bought it down in Saigon and smoked it on the sly Until one day quite unaware the Sergeant caught him high Little Jackie GI didn't know what to do But it turned out alright because the Sergeant smoked it too... Puff...(etc) Together they went downtown to a dingy little bar And there they sat with Puff rolled up in cheap Saigon cigar When in there walked a Major and caught them on Cloud 9 But the Major said "that's OK chaps, I get like that some time on..." Puff...(etc) They smoked it after curfew in that dingy little bar 'Twas 11 O'Clock before they realised they'd gone too far When in there walked a Colonel and their faces winced with pain But the Colonel said "that's kid's stuff men, get with it on cocaine * not..." Puff...(etc) * or maybe Champagne..... note: I got this parody of "Puff the Magic Dragon" from my brother Mick. He got it from local singer, Jim Buchanan. I don't know where Jim got it from....PD @parody @drugs @Army @Vietnam filename[ PUFFDRG2 PD |
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