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DENNIS WHEATLEY (George Welch) Oh I'm most depressed and sad For wor lass has turned out bad She used to dress herself in pinks and whites so sweetly One neet I turned my back And she dressed herself in black And I'm sure that she's been reading Dennis Wheatley cho: Oh dear me, headless chickens for tea The candles white for black they changed so quickly There's a coffin in the shed There's a room all painted red Since wor lass she started reading Dennis Wheatley. Went out one Friday night Got home, why what a fright There was 13 in the room all acting sheeply Not a sign of Tupperware Or Ann Summers Underwear Just a great big pile of books by Dennis Wheatley. Now I'm not one to shout On a girls night they went out I thought to Cullercoats or maybe Whitley The police they thought it rude Cos they catched them in the nude Dancing round a photograph of Dennis Wheatley. Now I've got to call a halt Cos it's all Dennis's fault I'll put a stop to this black magic gently Cos I've bought myself a pond And of that I've got quite fond And I've bought a book called Jaws by Peter Benchly. Oh dear me, the shark's had his tea The one I bought from fishkeepers weekly It's a 30 foot great white and it's taken to the wife And I've cured wor lass of reading Dennis Wheatley. @parody @humor Parody of "Sally Wheatley." TUNE FILE: SALLYWH2 CLICK TO PLAY midifile sallywh2 filename[ SALLYWH2 TM Feb07 |
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