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CHRISTMAS TIME (Tom Lehrer) Christmas time is here, by golly Disapproval would be folly Deck the halls with hunks of holly Fill the glass and don't say when. Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens Mix the punch, drag out the dickens Even though the prospect sickens, Brothers here we go again. On Christmas day you can't get sore Your fellow man you must adore There's time to rob him all the more The other three hundred and sixty four. Relations barring no expensel Send some useless old utensil Or a matching pen and pencil, Just the think I need, now nice. It doesn't matter how sincere it Is, or how heart felt the spirit Sentiment will not endear it, What's important is the price. Hark the Herald Tribune sings Advertising wondrous things God rest ye merry merchants May ye make the yuletide pay Angels we have heard on high Tell us to go out and buy Let the raucous sleigh bells jingle Hail our dear old friend Chris Kringle Driving his reindeer across the sky Don't stand underneath when they fly by. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright Tom Lehrer @seasonal filename[ XMASTIME DC |
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