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NUMBER FIFTEEN SUNSCREEN (Jan Harmon) In case of a nuclear attack Before you evacuate The EPA has said you will not be dead If you follow this advice they advocate ( Chorus ) Rub on number 15 sunscreen Call your mother Cover up the pool Get your kids home from school Wear your sunglasses Put on clean underwear Return all library books And water the plants Remember your insurance doesn't pay For nuclear damage to your car So push it off a cliff or a mountain if You feel annihilation isn't far Be sure to leave a forwarding address For your local post office's file For in a holocaust all your mail could get lost And end up in the dead-letter pile Cancel your American Express For fear of a nuclear mania For you may be vaporized on Chicago's South Side But your card could still end up in Lithuania Medicare will cover all your costs If you happen to be over sixty-five Or if you're on vacation when you die of radiation You'll be promptly paid, if you're still alive (Repeat last verse and chorus, omitting last line) @peace filename[ SUNSCREN MC |
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