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ONCE A JOLLY PASTOR Once a jolly pastor Camped in a caravan Under the shade of a Kurrajong tree And he sang as he prayed as he watched the baby's bottle boil You'll be a Seventh Day Adventist like me Seventh Day Adventist, Seventh Day Adventist You'll be a Seventh Day Adventist like me And he sang as he prayed as he watched the baby's bottle boil You'll be a Seventh Day Adventist like me Down came Lindy to snatch up Azaria She picked up the scissors and stabbed her with glee And she smiled as she shoved the baby in her camera bag It's fun being a Seventh Day Adventist like me Seventh day .... Out came the dingo nosing round the campfire Lindy winked at Michael and said it wasn't me What happened to the baby you put in the camera bag? Give it to the dingo and you'll get off scot free Give it to the dingo, Give it to the dingo Give it to the dingo and you'll get off scot free What happened to the baby you put in the camera bag? Give it to the dingo and you'll get off scot free Up jumped the dingo and ran past the camera bag You'll never blame her murder on me And Azaria's ghost may be heard as you pass by that Kurrajong Mummy was the one who did away with me..... note: a for-real contemporary folksong. Complete with religious xenophobia. RG @parody @animal @murder @deadbaby @Australian filename[ WALZMAT2 TUNE FILE: WALTZMAT CLICK TO PLAY PD |
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