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THE BILLBOARD As I was walking down the street, one dark and dreary day, I came upon a billboard, and much to my dismay, The sign was torn and tattered, from the storm the night before; The wind and rain had done it's job, and this is what I saw: Smoke Coca-Cola chewing gum, Chew Wrigley's Spearmint beer Ken-L-Ration dog food keeps your complexion clear Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar And Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by all the stars! So... take you next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire; Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear; Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're tha-ree - And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea! (additional verses from SW) Come smoke a Coca-Cola, drink ketchup cigarettes. See Lillian Russell rassle with a box of oysterettes The BVD's the best hotel the charge is half a dime Overcoats are selling now, a little out of time. Hello there, Lizzie Borden, make Colgates do your work Let anyone who wears one take home an Arrow shirt. Chauncey de Pew will lecture on Sapolio tonight Castoria cures the measles if applied just right. I thank you for your kindness It certainly is immense But I'm not going to sing anymore because it's all nonsense. filename[ BILLBORD JY |
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