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THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (PARODY) (Alan Sherman) On the first day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's a Nakashuma.) On the third day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.) On the fourth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it comes in a Leatherette case with holes in it. So you could listen right through the case.) On the fifth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you could stick in your ear, an d a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere because it's bent.) On the sixth day of Christmas, My true love gave to me, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio. [Continue until . . . ] On the twelfth day of Christmas, Although it may seem strange; On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television but not w hen you get it home, A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter, A pair of teakwood shower clogs, An indoor plastic birdbath, A pink satin pillow that says ``San Diego'' with fringe all around it, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. @parody @Xmas @seasonal @gift filename[ TWLVXMS2 TUNE FILE: XMAS12DY CLICK TO PLAY JY |
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