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FUNICULI, FUNICULA (3)

Last night I stayed up late and masturbated

It felt so good
I knew it would

Last night I stayed up late and masturbated

It felt so nice
I did it twice

You should have seen me on the long strokes
It felt so neat
I used my feet

You should have seen me on the long strokes
It felt so grand
I used my hand

Splash it, dash it, down across the floor
Wrap it round the bed-post, shoot it out the door
It felt so good
I knew it would
It felt so nice
I did it twice

Some people like to fornicate
But I would rather masturbate

OR

Some people like to fuck a chick
But I would rather beat my prick

@bawdy @parody
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