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The 37 Bus (Ian McCarry & Tom Docherty) Ah wiz sittin on the upper deck o' a 37 bus Ah seen big Jimmie swillin wine An' stirrin up a fuss The driver stopped the the bus right sharp an' belted up the stair "Yie can get the Hell right aff this bus if ye gie us any mair" "Pal,no offense "big Jimmie said : "if ye knew what I 've been through Ye widnae say such things tae me or blame a man that's fu' fur Ah lost ma pile on the dugs taenight , Ah'll huv yes fur tae know Fur Ah put down all ma overtime pay on a dug that widnae go" The driver said " Ah dinnae care nor gie a Tinker's curse Yer swearin an yer bawlin is disturbin a' the bus Ah've hud aboot enough of you,a lot more than Ah need If ye dont haud that big tongue o' yours , Ah'll stuff it doon yer heid." Big Jimmie looked up and he sighed and he finished aff his wine He says " The way ye've spoke tae me has went right oot o' line Ah've sorted out 15 like you tae get intae a fight Get doon on yer knees and beg fur help ,yah dirty little shite." At this the bus began tae clear as people got off fast Wi' good auld Glasgow chivalry the wimmen an children last They gathered round and they shouted out fur they didnae like big Jim "Come now driver sink the boot, get stuck right intae him." The driver smiled and waded in kicking and swinging blows Until he got Jim's big square heid aplanted on his nose Jim's (His) knee came up, his fist went doon that wiz the battle o'er So he jumped a couple o' times on his heid as he lay upon the floor An' staightaway the polis came up tae capture Jim In threes an' fours an' dozens , well he laid them oot round him (An when finally they'd sorted out the tiger in his tank) An' when wi' forty stoatin him he finally sensless sank Ah counted fourteen polis hats washed away doon a stank So if ye'er ever sittin on a 37 bus An see big Willie swillin wine and kickin up a fuss Don't try tae act the hero an throw big Jimmie aff Cos the poor old Glasgow polis , They huvnae got the staff. filename[ BUS37( PLAY.EXE~NICKYTAM RG Feb07 |
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