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ENGLISH COUNTRY GARDEN (Children's Parody) What do you do if you need to use the loo In an English country garden? You pull down your pants and water all the plants In an English country garden. What do you do if you wanna do a poo In an English country garden? You pull down your pants and suffocate (or "terrorize") the ants In an English country garden. Then get a leaf and wipe your underneath In an English country garden. Then get a spade and bury what you made In an English country garden. Roll it in a ball and throw it over the wall In an English country garden. Run for your life 'cos it hit the Vicar's wife In an English country garden. How many ants can you fit in your pants In an English country garden? Not more than one 'cos you're bound to itch your bum In an English country garden. Collated from various sources found on the Internet @kids @parody filename[ CNTYGAR2 JTD |
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