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THE LITTLE DUCK A spuggie chorpin' on the tiles Nivor suffors from the piles Becos ther' nivvor wos one yet wot got 'is backside soppin wet (Wot got his backside soppin' wet) The Little duck wot nivvor smiles has ne such luck he gits the piles and when he flowts on water blue the naggin' pain strikes thru an' thru (the naggin pain strikes thru an' thru) Noo hoo wad ye feel if yer arse was trailin' on the sodden grass cos when 'e's waakin rund an' rund his backside' bobbin' on the grund (his backside's bobbin'on the grund) evvory time he dips his heed te get his neb doon t'the weed he cocks his little arse on high to try and get the bugger dry (to try and get the bugger dry) So when y'hear a duck gan quack divvent huff nor torn y'back divvent say y'geet fond thing or say y'flat arsed bugger sing (or say y'flat arsed bugger sing) @Geordie @animal @bird @bawdy filename[ LILDUCK AF |
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