Bob,

Here is how I remember it. But memory is a bit rusty.

THE NO-NO SONG
Hoyt Axton

I met a man who said he came from Majorca, Spain.
He smiled as if I did not understand.
Then he pulled out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
Said it was the best in all the land.

Oh, no, no, no,
I don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor,
No thank you please it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

I met a man who said he came from Co-lum-bia.
He smiled as if I did not understand.
Then he pulled out some marijuana, oh, oh.
Said it was the best in all the land.

No, no, no, no,
I don't smoke it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

I met a man who said he came from Tennessee-oh,
He smiled as if I did not understand.
Then he pulled out some moonshine whiskey, uh, huh.
Said it was the best in all the land.

No, no, no, no,
I don't drink it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you please it only makes me queasy,
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

Enjoy the music.

Roger in Baltimore