I borrowed this from a previous thread. Apparently never made it in the Digital Tradition CAT'S IN THE KETTLE Did you ever think when you eat Chinese It ain't pork or chicken but a fat Siamese Yet the food tastes great, so you don't complain But that's not chicken in your Chicken Chow Mien Seems to me I ordered Sweet and Sour Pork But Garfield's on my fork...... He's purrin' here on my fork.... There's a cat in the kettle at The Peking Moon The place that I ate every day at noon They can feed you cat and you'll never know Once they wrap it up in dough, boys.... They fry it real crisp in dough Chow Lin asked if, I wanted more As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I lost my appetite There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin' on a Rolaid and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it mew, boys..... And that is when I knew...... There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purrin' there on my fork..... There's a hairball on my fork....... Roger in Baltimore
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