Longhair,
With 5 guitars you automatically become a "collector", not just a muscian. We all know we have collected things in our youth that later became quite valuable, you know, like baseball cards. Unfortunately, we threw them all away before they became valuable. So any guitar you buy now is an addition to your soon (well, eventually)to be very valuable collection of classic guitars. And you aren't likely to throw the suckers out like your baseball cards.
If you can't 'splain this to your honey, send a personal message to 'Spaw, he hasn't been successful either.
Big RiB