I think the song you are looking for is "Ralph and Alice" written by Joel Mabus and performed on his CD "Promised Land". Here are the lyrics: ALICE AND RALPH by Joel Mabus Alice is a woman.................... Ralph is a man Alice likes to dialogue................Ralph never can Alice wants them both to do aerobics every night Ralph wants to go down to the bar and watch the fight Alice wants to go to Paris and study Art............ Ralph knows all the Three Stooges movies by heart..... Alice wants a kid, Ralph wants a dog, Alice does ballet, Ralph likes to clog, Everybody knows that Alice & Ralph don't fit Everybody knows that Alice and Ralph are a split-up waitin' to split CHORUS: Oh, Alice and Ralph, Ralph and Alice King and Queen in their own little palace. Ralph and Alice, Alice and Ralph, Pick your partner and you suit yourself Alice is a lady...............Ralph is a guy Alice offers options...............Ralph just tells you WHY Alice blows off steam by going shopping at the mall ...Ralph puts his fist through the wall. Alice loves those old movies that make her cry........ Ralph likes the ones where all the Nazis die.... Alice likes to ski, Ralph likes to skate Alice shows up early, Ralph gets there late Everybody knows that Alice and Ralph won't work, Everybody knows that she is a fool and he is just a jerk. Alice needs her sleep................Ralph has to snore Alice tries to fascinate....................Ralph tends to bore Alice defines her worth by accomplishing her goals Ralph likes to work the remote control Alice appreciates the finest of cuisine......... Ralph prefers his weenie cooked with bean....... Alice wants to talk, Ralph wants to read Alice wants to stay, Ralph wants to leave Everybody knows these two should never pair Everybody knows except Alice and Ralph, & Alice and Ralph don't care. If this is not what you were looking for, it is still a great song in the same genre. If you have an opportunity to see Joel Mabus live, take it. He is 110% pleasure. Roger in Baltimore
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