When you have a natural purge,
Of after you have had a purge,
The management requests you learn the art,
Of using roses or wisteria,
Twixt the parts of your posterior,
Guaranteed to camoflage a fart.
When you have to pass some water,
Do it in the place you oughter.
Please, don't use my hat, and be a pal.
Picture, please, your consternation,
And your righteous indignation,
If you found your hat a urinal.
Nothing ever looks much better,
Than a girl who wears a sweater.
Though she may not be as big as she appears.
Remember, boys, before you wed 'er,
Best investigate the sweater,
Or your wedding night might end in tears.
Credited M: Dvorak W:who would admit to it.
From "The Panic is On" songbook compiled by Jerry Silverman.
Some of you may be too young to realize the reason for these restrictions. Bathrooms in trains used to empty right onto the tracks. It's not too bad a technique if you are in the middle of cornfields and traveling at 30 MPH. However, it is a major problem when the train is sitting still at a heavily travelled station.
A favorite group of mine "Hot Soup' recorded this on their debut album. It has a certain different flavor sung by three female voices. It is unfortunate they did not know all of the verses.
Roger in Baltimore
sj