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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
Roger in Baltimore	BS: John Prine for President (21)	John Prine for President	01 Dec 00
A friend (who says he never forwards jokes) forwarded this to me. I thought some Mudcatters might find it amusing. It's a fair test of your John Prine knowledge as well. TOP REASONS JOHN PRINE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT: by Old Hippie & PMS*red 15. Every day would be Christmas 14. Peaches in every pot 13. Everything would be cool 12. Dirty Hawaiian would be a required language 11. Junk mail would be illegal 10. "Smiles" would be legal 9. Great compromises 8. White house tables would have train tracks nailed to them 7. Dear Abby would be top advisor 6. He's level on the level 5. He'd forgive Willie's IRS bill 4. All veterans would be well taken care of 3. He's environmentally friendly 2. Touring on Air Force 1 ...and the number one reason I'd vote for John Prine: 1. Speeches would start with a great story and end with a song. Roger in Baltimore

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