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Stewart Christmas Parodies I (179* d) Lyr Add: GOD REST YE UNITARIANS (parody) 02 Dec 00


Here's one for all you Unitarians.
GOD REST YE UNITARIANS

God rest ye Unitarians, let nothing you dismay,
Remember there's no evidence there was a Christmas Day,
When Christ was born just is not known, no matter what men say.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

There was no star of Bethlehem, there was no angel song,
There could have been no wisemen for the journey was too long,
The stories in the Bible are historically wrong.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Much of our Christmas custom comes from Persia and from Greece,
From solstice celebrations of the ancient middle east,
We know our so-called holiday is but a pagan feast.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact,
Glad tidings of reason and fact.

Cheers, S. in Seattle



Unitarian parodies: https://www.uua.org/files/documents/stew-dev/singing_green.pdf
-Joe Offer-


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