I can understand Joe not posting this, but perhaps most of us do not want to wade thru all of these jokes. Of course, I clearly have nothing better to do than post this. Some of us are too curious for our own good.

Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere
(Sung to the tune "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer")

Grandma got ran over by a John Deere
Walking down our driveway Christmas eve
Grandpa thought he knew what he was doing
but, Grandma picked a real bad time to leave.

We all tried to warn her, but the tractor was so loud
We got up to try and catch her
Ah, but much too late, she'd done been plowed.

Chorus

I've got to hand it to my Grandpa,
never once did he lament.
He just went and got a lawyer,
and a seven million dollar settlement.

Chorus

etc etc etc...

With luck, this will not make it into the DT.

Roger in Baltimore