Crystal,
These three banjo pickers walked past a bar... no, seriously, it could happen.
From another thread I found this site. click here. I haven't checked it myself. Most any search engine will take you to places you might rather not go if you search under "banjo jokes".
How can you tell if the stage is level? The banjo player drools from both sides of his mouth.
Quality always varies.
Gotta go emcee an Anne Hills concert. It's tough work, but someone has to do it.
Roger in Baltimore