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Bob Schwarer 20 Naked Pentacostals (32) RE: 20 Naked Pentacostals 16 Dec 98


Finally got the CD and yes, there is a song sheet. First a commercial. The CD is basically Bluegrass with most of the songs written by members of the group(Cornerstone). Also has a couple of traditional songs. Really a nice CD.

20 Naked Pentacostals in a Pontiac
by Cris Stuart

I was thumbin' my way down to Baton Rouge
Standin' on the side of the road
When a car pulled over and a voice cried out
"We'll take you where you want to go".
I jumped inside, but to my surprise,
They were naked as a poor man's toes.
It was a tight situation when the whole congregation
Said the devil was in my clothes.

Chorus:
Twenty naked Pentacostals in a Pontiac
Brothers and sisters shoutin' in the back.
Elders in the front, choir in the trunk.
twenty naked Pentacostals in a Pontiac.

The sermon that morning was on Adam and Eve
And the ways of the dreadful snake.
Everybody was clappin' when the preacher pointed at me.
My body began to shake.
I threw off my shirt, my shoes and my socks,
My jeans and my BVD's.
We were all in the nude,shoutin' halleloo,
And singin' "Somebody Touched Me."

Chorus

We had the cruise control set to fifty-five
When a Smokey got on our tail.
And the siren began to wail.
We ran off the road toward the tree of life,
Lord, the future was looking bleak.
We hung on and prayed, everybody was saved,
'Cause we all knew how to turn the other cheek.

Chorus:

Bob S.


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