Remember the old "Oh, she jumped in bed and covered up her head..." that we sang to this tune in our adolescent and highly offensive days? Better still, Mike Myers, in London, 1958, was known to sing (to the same tune):

Oh, the black cat piddled in the white cat's eye
And the white cat said, "Cor Blimey!"
And the black cat said, "You silly sod,
You shouldn't stand behind me!"

Classic folklore, folks, to be added to the mouse thread also running at this time. Who else has favorite words for this great tune? Is Clint lurking out there?

Anon.