Is "Genie" short for "genius?" I sat in a doctor's waiting room one afternoon, listening to a gorgeous little blonde monster climb the walls in a "pay attention to me" tantrum. The embarrassed mother looked sheepishly around the room and said, "She's two!" The entire assembly broke into relieved laughter. I guess we'd all been through it with our own. Neat moment.

Sandy (grandfather of six -- the youngest now a 2-year-old)