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GUEST,.gargoyle Lyr Req: Breathalysed (11) Lyr Add: BREATHALYZED (Fred Wedlock) 19 Oct 01


Breathalyzed

Breathalyzed,
Crystals turning green before my eyes.
I can hardly realize, that I have just been breathalyzed.

Suddenly,
There's a policeman standing over me.
I'd like to punch him but he's six foot three,
And I would like to stay alive.

He said, We'd like to test your blood for alcohol
I said, Go away, you'll get nothing, Dracula.

Reality,
Five hundred milligrams per 100 mils.
Now they reckon, I'm a mobile still,
and I have to be penalized.

Custody,
When they took me to the local mick,
I've never seen a policeman move so quick,
But not as quick, as I got sick

Misery,
And the judge says I must join AA
And take the bus for 60 days.
Oh, why did I get breathalized?


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