OK, I think I've got it this time.

BREAKFAST BLUES
authorship uncertain

You give me hard eggs in the mornin',
Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the mornin',
Cheese omelet you go.
You hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it.
I donut love you anymore. (spoken aside) (Get that glazed look off your face)

Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
You treated me so ungrapefruitly, You gave me raisin to be free. (Orange juice ashamed of yourself)

What do you eggs benedict me to do girl?
I got muffin left to say. (You butter come up with somethin')
What do you eggs benedict me to do girl?
I got muffin left to say.
You left such a waffle toast in my mouth,
You biscuit out of town today. (Ain't gonna leave the home fries burnin' baby)

You give me hard eggs in the mornin',
Cheese omelet you go.
You give me such hard eggs in the mornin',
Cheese omelet you go.
You hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it.
Ain't gonna quiche you anymore.

Use any twelve bar blues that is comfortable for you.

Roger in Baltimore