Moonchild,

It is a saccharin song, but I will bring my old Martin and sing "We Always Cook with Honey" to celebrate your birthday tomorrow.

I'll bring graham crackers, marshmallows, and Hershey bars and we can make 'Smores (the real "Breakfast of Champions")in the microwave.

Don't let Catspaw near this process. He has a curious mind and will want to see how long you can nuke that marshmallow before it explodes. Unfortunately, if you allow him to do this he will find out. Then, like any good scientist he will perform confirmatory experiments to be witnessed by others.

I warn you, because he will not clean up his mess. You might not even be able to open the microwave's door.

Big RiB