My theory is if you don't know about the calories, they have nothing to hang on to and don't add up. Kind of like if you drive fast enough under a bridge it won't notice you don't have clearance.

MMario you're a pedant, guy. With root beer coming up again, now there's the whole "float" "black cow" thing to settle. As far as I know the black cow is just mixed as opposed to the float.

This vice has a lot of potential, but it's beginning to seem complicated. I'm thinking I should have a simpler one to fall back on.