My God! Look what you have done to my bar! Jello stalactites dripping down from the ceiling, jello stalagmites on the floor ( or is it th' other way around). This place looks like a scene from Men in Black was shot in it! bbc, we'll need a fire hose to clean this joint up- and I've got the Loan Arranger coming from the bank with his loyal sidekick Squanto to look at the place before he advances us a loan for the Folkie Karaoke Machine and the shuffle board table. The horror...the horror...

And look at Max's Mudcataloupe... better stick it in the Maytag before he finds out. Ah the Hell with it. Gimme one of those Jello/Vodka shots. You have raspberry?

Hey who's that guy climbing into the Porsche Carrera all covered in banana jello? You say that's not just any guy...That's The Loan Arranger! And he loved the jello wrestling? He's giving me the loan?!

Thank you Masked Man!