Hello Earth People. Har! Greetings from Ralphs. Har! Ralphs are not like freds. Har! Ralphs understand your grammatical system and can spell, punctuate and capitalize as well as most of you do. Har! Ralphs also do not look offensive to most of you. Har! In fact, Ralphs look like this. Har! However, please be aware that Ralphs have invaded your planet and before long you Earthlings will long for the days when all you had to worry about was freds trying to eat your King. Har! You will wish that you had lost yesterday's battle with the Martian invaders so that all you had to endure was their whips and 5,000 volt anal probes. Har! You see, Ralphs are the most annoying species in the known Universe. Har! Ralphs always refer to themselves in the third person, which gets on people's nerves after a while. Har! But, more importantly, Ralphs habitually say "Har" after each sentence that Ralphs utter. Har! In some instances, where a statement is humorous or very thought provoking Ralphs may even utter several "Har"s in sequence. Har! For example: "Why did the Drombignonian Velsnard cross the road?" Har! "Because his lagnarvia was caught in his epurchalot!" Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!    Har! After a few years of Ralphs occupation most subject planetary populations either commit mass suicide or quickly figure out how to build starships and go find new planets on which to live. Har! Either way, Ralphs get the planet to do with as Ralphs please. Har!    Har!    Har! Ralphs think Ralphs are going to like it here. Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!    Har!