freds uz translador majine freds bouht frum ralfs no need too lern langij ov pepul who wil not exizt in a lidle wile louzy majine butt wurks an wat kan yu ekspect frum ralfs

The translator we freds developed and use ourselves is far superior to that piece of crap we bought from Ralphs (which, by the way, is a cheap-shit discount store out in the direction of Cygnus and not one of the star-faring races of the Universe). Our translator, as you can see, works impeccably.

As we mentioned earlier, we are looking for someone called “bee-dubya-ell” and someone else called “Khandu.” A little matter of child support, you know.