Oh, by the way. Ralphs were right about the human known as "William Shatner". He is a descendant of the race who left the banjos behind. They are known as "Shats". As if the banjos weren't bad enough, Shats' most annoying feature is...... a...... marked...... tendency...... toward...... taking...... long...... unnecessary...... dramatic...... pauses...... between...... words. Almost as bad as Ralphs with that "Har!" crap. But not nearly as bad as Stans.

Whoa! Wait a minute! You haven't met Stans yet, have you? Oh boy!