There ain't no bugs on me, There ain't no bugs on me, There might be bugs on some of you mugs, There ain't no bugs on me. Mosquito he fly high, Mosquito he fly low, Mosquito fly too close to me, He ain't gonna fly no more. There ain't no flies on me, There ain't no flies on me. There might be flies on some of you guys, But there ain't no flies on me. Juney bug comes in the month of June, Lightning bug comes in May. Bed bug comes just any old time, But they're not gonna stay. Well little bugs have littler bugs Up on their backs to bite 'em. And the littler bugs have still littler bugs, And so ad infinitum. (Sung to the tune of "It ain't gonna rain no more", and like the last verse this can go on ad infinitum. i.e. Ain't no lobsters on me...there might be... on some of you mobsters...ad infinitum.) There are other non-bug verses, too. Have fun.)
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