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Gern Lyr Add: parodies sung by Homer and Jethro (182* d) Lyr Add: GAL FROM POSSUM HOLLER (Homer & Jethro) 17 Sep 03

Gee, I wish I could figure out the line break thing... Oh well, here's another, but this one is only approximate. I no longer own a copy, so I have to guess on this and leave out the last verse. Maybe someone knows the correct version. It's a killer:

[To the tune of "The Girl From Ipanema" by Carlos Jobim.]

Short and fat and mean and sassy
The gal from Possum Holler comes passing
And when she passes, the guys she passes go "Bleah..."

When she goes by walking, from the back
She looks like two bobcats fighting in a tater sack
And when she passes, the guys she passes go, "Bleah..."

Oh, how that woman can bug me
I'd die if I thought that she loved me
She has such an excess of ugly
That each day when she goes to the 'crick'
Even the catfish get sick [...]

Gern: Nowadays you don't have to do anything special to get line breaks. They will appear just as you typed them. --JoeClone, 18-Sep-03.

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