Well I've just given birth to a heifer, And the pride of the milk I am full, But I'm sad to relate that my lactical state Was not brought about by a bull.. ----------- No I've never been naughty I swear it, In spite of the calves I have born. By Farmer Brown's tractor, I'm virgo intacta, I've not had a bull by the horn. ------------- How dreary the farmyard and meadow, The cowshed's so gloomy and grey, For the one bit of fun in the year's daily run' Has by science been taken away. -------------- Now I know that the farm is a business, In which we must all pull our weight. But I've pulled and I've pulled for a nice bit of bull, For this phoney arrangement I hate. ------------------ Now never let it be said that I'm jealous, For that's something a cow shouldn't be. But those 'Land Army' tarts, who handle my parts, Still get theirs the old fashioned way. -------------------
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