Oh lovesome and lithesome Rock Chick, Your wishes for Christmas won't stick! Though you haven't been bad, It is terribly sad, That you won't do the Santa Hint Shtick! So what's a poor Santa to do? In deciding on presents for you? A bustle? A Candle? Or a brick with a handle? I'd do better with guidance, it's true! So don't flit about like a fairy (Or a fur-bearing beast called a Rary) Just sharpen your thumbs And write down what comes In response to the damn questionairrie!! Otherwise -- copralite from deepest Africa!!!! FSLRC
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