Third Verse to "Ancient Brits/Woad" etc.

Modern Man's become more drastic,
Keeps his pants up with elastic,
Buys his socks and coats of plastic
    Down in Unley Road          [or a road of your choice !]
Dacron Jumpers have no style on
Orlon undies just looks vile on.
Even Cubs would not wear nylon,
    Even if it snowed.
Keep your vile synthetics
Chesty Bond athletics.
Drip-dry shirt
Collects the dirt
and smells of hair-oil, lothion and cosmetics.
All Together in all weather,
Never wear an ounce or cloth or leather,
Not a fig-leaf nor a feather -
    We'll all stick to WOAD.

[printed in Australian Scouts' Song-book]