I know a bear that you don't know
Yogi... Yogi...

Yogi's got a girlfriend
Suzi... Suzi...

Suzi takes it up the a###
Cucum, Cucum,

Yogi likes it in a car
Panda, Panda

Yogi likes it in a car
Panda, Panda Bear

Suzi likes it on the fridge
Polar, Polar

Suzi likes it in the Mouth
Gumi, Gumi

Yogi's likes them tall and blonde
Dani... Dani...

Suzi supports the Caley tinks
Hard to, hard to

Yogi's got a little friend,
Boo Boo, Boo Boo

Yogi takes it up the arse
Brown Bear, Brown Bear

Yogi uses Featherlite
Care Bear, Care Bear

Yogi's gone is long and green,
Cucum, Cucum.

Yogi does it all night long
Threadbare, threadbear

I would shag it all night long
Dani, Dani

Yogi likes it nice and rough
Grizzly, Grizzly

Yogi takes it up the chimney
Sooty, Sooty

They all have an enemy
Ranger Ralph, Ranger Ralph

Yogi is bisexual
Ac/Dc

Boo Boos in to whips and chains
Masachistic, Masachistic

Ranger Ralph's a necrophile
Dead fuck, Dead Fuck

Yogi has a good old friend,
Bobo, Bobo Bear...

Ranger Smith f**** animals,
animals, animals...

Yogi likes it upside-down,
Koala, Koala bear...

Cindy hates it up the bum,
Hard to, hard-to-bear...

Cindy has got P.M.T.,
Grizzly, grizzly bear...

Boo Boo's shagging Cyndi Bear,
Bastard, Bastard

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly

Cyndi wears crotchless undies,
Teddy, Teddy

Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar

Cyndi gets what she deserves,
Pregnant, Pregnant

Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth,
Gummi, Gummi

Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese,
Camel, Camel

Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than (I can bear)

Cyndi's tampon has no string,
Cotton, Cotton

Yogi didn't use a condom,
Daddy, Daddy

Yogi didn't wipe his butt,
Brown, Brown

Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy

Yogi lights Kuwaiti farts,
Saddam, Saddam

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool,
Wanker, Wanker

Yogi smokes a great big splif
Stoner, Stoner

Yogi also likes young boys,
Poofter, Poofter

Song ender: Yogi he has HIV,
Dying, Dying