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User Name Thread Name Subject Posted Songs for Scouts (57* d) RE: Songs for Scouts 14 Aug 97

I haven't sung with kids in years, but in my experience, anything gross seems to go over well. In particular, I still hold close to my heart a series of songs set to a common military-type melody. I have no idea what this tune is called, but it's the one that the kids whistle in "The Breakfast Club." Some lyrics are:


Will make your teeth turn green


It tastes like gasoline


Will make you vomit

So get some Comet, and vomit, today!


Will make your teeth turn blue


It smells like Elmer's Glue


Will make you relax

So get some Ajax, and relax, today!


It keeps your armpits dry


It makes you smell, "Oh, my!"


Helps you get marrid

So get Arrid, and marrid, today!

Obviously, the possibilities are endless.

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