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clansfolk Lancashire HOTch POTch Fleetwood UK (24) RE: Lancashire HOTch POTch Fleetwood UK 27 Oct 03


C. U. 2morrow

another song from "His Worship & The Pig"

If You Had A Brain You'd Be Dangerous.

Well you think that Sherlock Holmes is a local block of flats,
That circumnavigation is what we do to cats.
You think that crazy paving's only done by psychopaths.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.
       If you had a brain you'd be dangerous,
       If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.
       I'll tell you to your face you're a total waste of space,
       If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.


Well you think that ratatouille must have two rats in the pan,
You think the best Lambrusco's only use New Zealand lamb
And you say you'd dread to think what they must put in coc-au-vin.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.

You think that Motte & Bailey were solicitors of old
That a gargoyle is a mouthwash for a medieval cold
You think a flying buttress is an all in wrestling hold.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.

When they said you had acute angina you were really pleased,
You're sure that life began with small orgasms in the seas.
You're convinced that David Mellor has got Parkinson's disease.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.

You think to dip your headlights you'd need a lot of water,
You think that a vendetta is a type of motor scauter.
You're convinced that Joan of Arc was Noah's eldest daughter.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.

You think 'On Human Bondage' is a book packed full of vice.
That a condominium's a contraceptive type device.
You think a sixty-nine is battered prawns with egg fried rice.
If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.

Chorus.


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