Have you seen my cat? He's around somewhere, or somewhere around, or maybe not. Fluffy li'l guy, a Manx you know. I need him for an experiment. I'm hoping to prove or disprove the existence of a steady-state continuous Big Bang. Walter Heisenberg is here to help me, except of course that by doing the experiment we'll invalidate it so me an' Walt are gonna just sit around and eat pretzels and drink beer. We'd watch football on TV, but then we'd affect the outcome of the game. When we'd drink enough beer we used to sing, but then we realized that by singing we changed the song, so now we just think the music. The neighbors say that it sounds better that way anway. Anyway, if you find my cat, don't send her home, because then she'll be around when I need him.

Thanks for your help, even if it did mess things up.