Ahoy hoy Helen

Just a quick note that Santa (though quite busy at this point of the year) is working on your present as quickly as possible.

I have to admit that I'm glad I am expected to post the pressie to you rather that drop it off on Christmas Eve night considering my world locator program is rather confused by your address. I wanted to pull down a satellite image, but to no avail. I'm sure the pressie will get there fine. (I know I've been to your place every year, but, to let you in on a little secret - I never know whose home I'm at until one of the reindeer tell me the name. My head is so filled up with the good and the bad kiddies, that I have little idea where I am until they tell me and the appropriate present pops out of the bag (Mrs. Claus loves making me use hi-tech gadgets). Oops - my microwave popcorn is ready. Donner says hi (he takes dictation rather well, don't you think?).