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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
McMusic	BS: Any New Jokes? (215* d)	RE: BS: Any New Jokes?	18 Nov 03
Q: What do you call a blind deer? A: No eye deer. Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs? A: Still no eye deer. Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs that is in rut? A: Still f***ing no eye deer. ANOTHER ONE: Three men are standing before St. Peter. "How much did you earn last year?" He asked the first soul. "St. Peter, I made $275,000." "What did you do for a living?" St. Peter then asked. "I was a doctor." St. Peter nodded and waved him through the gates. He repeated the question to the second soul. "St. Peter," the second soul replied, "I made $150, 000." "What did you do for a living to make tha much?" "Why, St. Peter, I was a lawyer." St. Peter nodded and waved him through the gates. The third soul now stepped up. "And how much money did you make last year" St. Peter, I made $10, 000." To which, St. Peter then asked, "What musical instrument did you play? Cheers. Kevin

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